Chuck Norris Christmas greetings have arrived, complete with an epic split, in a viral YouTube video the whole web is buzzing about! We knew when Van Damme pulled that epic split a top a pair of Volvo trucks, there had to be a Chuck Norris joke hiding in there somewhere. Well, today, a viral YouTube video named "Greetings from Chuck - Epic Christmas Split," has finally brought the Chuck Norris Van Damme epic split parody we've all been waiting for. If you thought Van Damme's Volvo stunt was too hot to top, watch out! You're about to get schooled, son — Chuck Norris style. (To watch "Greetings from Chuck - Epic Christmas Split," scroll to the bottom of the article)
WATCH: Volvo Trucks - The Epic Split feat. Van Damme
Created by a Hungarian animation company known as Delov Digital, the animated video clip opens with the face of Chuck Norris in his black hat and checked shirt, wind blowing through his hair. Before we see the epic split, however, the camera begins panning slowly out as lines for Shakespeare's Hamlet Act 1, Scene 1 are spoken in the sound track.
"Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes
Wherein our Savior's birth is celebrated,
The bird of dawning singeth all night long:
And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad;
The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,
No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,
So hallow'd and so gracious is the time."
The entire time as the camera pans further out to reveal more of Chuck Norris, we notice he is standing with his feet balance on two non-attached surfaces, and the Van Damme Volvo parody is ready to begin. As the video continues, we see a pair of feet perched a top Chuck Norris' head. A few moments later we see not only is one man perched on Chuck Norris' head, but 10 men in a pyramid formation.
As the viral YouTube video, "Greetings From Chuck Norris" comes to the high point, we know see that the two objects Chuck Norris is balancing across are jet planes. Now cues in an inspirational Enya song as the digital Chuck Norris goes into his epic split. The men perched above Chuck Norris' head then light up like a human Christmas tree. While everyone who saw the Van Damme epic split above the Volvo trucks assumed the stunt couldn't be topped, they weren't counting on the superhuman abilities of our favorite tough guy Chuck Norris to top anything — even the most epic split.
Take a look at the hilarious, "Greetings From Chuck," Van Damme epic split parody video posted below, along with some of the comments from people on Twitter after they watched Chuck Norris' epic spilt viral YouTube video.
WATCH: Greetings from Chuck (The epic Christmas split)
Twitter Responds To Chuck Norris " Greetings From Chuck" Video
— Fitzroy (@GangGrnAnarchy) December 19, 2013
Chuck Norris could never be one upped by Van Damme. Proof: http://t.co/v3tBSEM3rd — Ryan Andrews (@ryndrws) December 19, 2013
Yo Van Damme, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Chuck Norris has the best split of all time. http://t.co/7QSn8MSjKS
— David Bauer (@davidbauer) December 19, 2013
It just keeps getting better! The epic split now done on 2 jets with guys on his back! Chuck Norris' epic split http://t.co/cAuh9752Ma — Julie Jarnot (@JulieJarnot) December 19, 2013
Chuck Norris beats Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split hands down. Of course. http://t.co/6m2JeeqR35
— Michael Burgstahler (@twotribes) December 19, 2013
This is brilliant! Chuck Norris tops Jean-Claude Van Damme's epic split! http://t.co/D8UPcqGniG And the original http://t.co/U20nBAZYCo — Stefan Wintermeyer (@wintermeyer) December 19, 2013
— mmnjugTM (@mmnjug) December 19, 2013
His name is Chuck Norris. http://t.co/hFzAuU9o9W via @mashable — Jay Acevedo (@Darth_Jay) December 19, 2013
We knew Chuck Norris would have to try & beat JCVD's 'Epic Split'... https://t.co/mqRxOpIe0a It's a hilarious holiday card at any rate!
— Shannon Palmer (@ShannonPalmer) December 19, 2013
Greetings from God himself. Well Chuck Norris. http://t.co/N4ZKUvLY7Y — Kenny Vermeulen (@Nonunsenses) December 19, 2013