YouTube received what is bound to be the most hilarious and viral video of the day as John McAfee explains to users "How to Uninstall McAfee Antivirus" (Photo: YouTube)

"How to uninstall McAfee antivirus". There's no telling how many times this phrase has been typed into Google, but apparently even John McAfee himself knows what a b***ch that software can be and the havoc it's wreaked on the lives of PC owners everywhere. For this reason, John McAfee, creator of the McAfee antivirus software has decided to make a public service announcement video, which debuted on YouTube about 13 hours ago and is quickly becoming a viral sensation. This hilarious video features the McAfee antivirus program creator explaining how to uninstall this bane of our modern existence.

(To watch the viral YouTube video "How to Uninstall McAfee Antivirus," scroll to the bottom of the article)

Before giving instructions for how to uninstall McAfee antivirus, John McAfee explains the reason behind his decision to make the video.

Although he explains that "I've had nothing to do with the company for over 15 years" the antivirus software creator reports that "I still receive large volumes of mail asking how do I uninstall this software?"

After having a cigarette lit with a burning dollar bill by a sexy parlor maid, John McAfee continues to say,

"I have no idea."

As another hot lady bends over and kisses him on the check, the McAfee antivirus creator informs viewers that though he's "had more pressing things to do" over the years, recent events had made him change his mind.

"I've had over the years many responses from users who are complaining about the difficulty in removing the software"

John McAfee then goes on to read some of the letters sent to him from disgruntled McAfee users who want nothing more than to find out how to uninstall the frustrating software. Here's a quick sample of what he shared:

"Holy F***ing shit! I was drawing for like 5 hours straight on this marvelous drawing and I had to do a big a** scan that slows the s**t out of my computer. It was McAfee of course. My computer is always pretty fast, but that son-of-a-b**ch always has to come f**k it up!"

Meanwhile another user wrote this:

"My free trial for McAfee expired. When it expired it blocked Pornhub. F**k McAffe. F**k them in their stupid faces. I hope they all ... die a slow agonizing death for limiting my porn use to Xhamster. No one should have to use Xhamster."

The creator of the McAfee Antivirus software then goes on to read the urban dictionary definition of the program. Here it is.

"A barely passing virus scanning program that updates at the worst possible times. Tends to render the computer completely useless when it starts an update-which it doesn't ask to start and you cannot cancel or pause. MacAfee updates at horrible times. Almost like the creators want you to die..."

At this point, John McAfee lets user know that he "finally remembered how to uninstall McAfee anti-virus software" and the rest of the video will help uninstall the software, as he introduces viewers to "Bartholomew" a lab technician who has been tasked with explaining the uninstall.

As the lab assistant struggles to read off the steps, McAfee busies himself with hot nurses, snorting cocaine and other hedonistic pursuits.

John McAfee explains that the first step to uninstalling the antivirus from your computer is to do a complete backup (Photo: YouTube)

Here are the directions that were given for Uninstalling McAfee Antivirus software:

1. Make sure you have a full backup

2. Depending on if you have a mac or PC the directions will be quite different. You may have to click on "remove", "uninstall" or similarly named option to being the uninstall process

3. When finished reboot the system

4. You may have to download MacAfee consumer removal tool

At this point Bartholomew hollers to John, "Does that sound right?"

Here is the antivirus creators irritated response:

"Well not entirely no. It's always there. Always watching. It's been watching me for years every time I turn on the f**king computer it's there looking at me. You know something went wrong. 15 years ago I had some beautiful software and then they took it over. I don't know what they did. It was like the time I got that Bangkok prostitute to do my taxes while I fucked my accountant. It was terrible. The same f***ing thing is going on now..."

At this point the crazed John McAfee stands up and continues with his rant.

"I know what to do, I know exactly what to do. I have a solution right here."

John McAfee dramatically pulls out a gun and shoots the laptop on the screen then returns to his party.

This hilarious viral YouTube video, "How to Uninstall McAfee Antivirus" was such a great hump day find. It's sure to provide enough laughs for everyone around the water cooler. Only be warned: the viral video is considered NSFW, so you may want to wait till you are in the privacy of your home to watch it.

Watch Viral YouTube Video "How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus"

 


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